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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: The commodore's table, Broken Wind...
TAGON: Sorry I'm late, everyone. What did I miss?
CDRE TAGON: Dinner. We've gotten to the talking bit.
TAGON: Understood. Chef, scrape up a bowl for me and I'll shovel things in while I listen and catch up.
CH'VORTHQ: There were four distinct courses, Captain. Which one do—
TAGON: *interrupting* All at once. It's okay if they touch.
CH'VORTHQ: But, the order of the—
TAGON: *interrupting* A bowl of everything is fine. It's all going into the same hole.
CH'VORTHQ: You are a monster.
TAGON: Sergeant Schlock is a monster. I'm a guy who needs a full bowl and a clean spoon.
NARRATOR: Commissary 14: Jumpstar Prime...
SCHLOCK: Mmmm... these are good.
MURTAUGH: Trade-locked recipes usually are. Try the nackle-caramel gelato.
SCHLOCK: Not yet. That one should come after the bacon churros. The fat molecules are shorter.
MURTAUGH: I always had you pegged as an "all in the same hole" kind of eater.
SCHLOCK: Just because it all goes in the same hole doesn't mean it all goes in at the same time.
MURTAUGH: You're a monster of surprisingly discerning taste.
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