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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in the Hospital Pod aboard Jumpstar Prime...
BUNNI: Hello, Vog. Can you understand me?
This language am I speaking; you have put it into my head somehow.
BUNNI: You used to speak it fluently, but your brain was badly damaged.
VOG: You called me "Vog." A single syllable. Was this a deliberate insult, or are you as ignorant as you seem?
BUNNI: Let's go with "ignorant." I am Doctor Bunnigus. How would you like me to address you?
VOG: My caste is never to be spoken to directly, nor even seen by outsiders.
You are not to address me at all, and may only speak to me via a member of the Mediator Class.
VOG: Since no mediators are present, and since you claim to have operated on my brain, I must assume that I am a prisoner of war.
BUNNI: You, umm... Wow.
I don't know where to start.
VOG: Start by removing these restraints and providing me with a weapon.
At that point you will no longer need to make decisions. Are these terms agreeable to you?
BUNNI: I think I'll start by calling security.
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