Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: 0900 hours, Sol System Universal Station Time...
SCHLOCK: So now our shiny new battleplate is just cargo.
MURTAUGH: By some definitions, this trip makes the J.P. a boat.
SCHLOCK: How come we're not flying there ourselves?
MURTAUGH: We don't have an A.I.
SCHLOCK: Eeeiaah... Ennesby is right behind you.
ENNESBY: It's okay, Sergeant. I didn't want the job.
ENNESBY: I'd much rather not extend my awareness to battleplate size only to be surgically demoted later.
SCHLOCK: Why would you get demoted?
ENNESBY: When we arrive in Eina-Afa we'll be carving this thing up for parts.
Nobody said anything about carving.
Ship: *written and printed* PRiMe!
MURTAUGH: It's true.
Your hull decoration was for naught.
Are you disappointed?
SCHLOCK: I'll only be disappointed if I don't get to do the carving.
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