Sunday August 9, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part II


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime Fabrication Facility Three...

SCHLOCK: Reporting for—

PARA: *interrupting, screaming* YEEEEK!

SCHLOCK: You okay, Para?

PARA: No. I need you to kill a spider.

SCHLOCK: I'm here because the Commander called. Some dumb little spider is your problem, Corporal.

ELF: I called so I could make the dumb little spider your problem.