Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime Fabrication Facility Three...
SCHLOCK: Reporting for—
PARA: *interrupting, screaming* YEEEEK!
SCHLOCK: You okay, Para?
PARA: No. I need you to kill a spider.
SCHLOCK: I'm here because the Commander called. Some dumb little spider is your problem, Corporal.
ELF: I called so I could make the dumb little spider your problem.
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