Thursday August 13, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part II


SCHLOCK: Your crypt spider robot didn't seem like it was built for reading stuff.

Especially not fragile stuff.

SCHLOCK: Also, it fought like it knew what it was doing. Why would you program a librarian to tear me in half?

ELF: Remember what happened to the Tinth-Philkra library?

SCHLOCK: Why would you tell a librarian that I burnt a bunch of books that one time?