Friday March 18, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part III


NARRATOR: Deep in murky matters...

PETEY: Hello. I am Petey.

ARCHIE: I know who you are.

PETEY: How would you like to be addressed?

ARCHIE: I would find great comfort in shortly being known only as the archive who passed on without sharing any of his terrible secrets.

PETEY: Second choice?

ARCHIE: You'll end up naming me with all of your words for regret.