Saturday March 26, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Jumpstar Prime...

SORLIE: Ambassador, the science teams found something!

SORLIE: They spun the Oafan map forward ten million years, compared it to our maps, and pinpointed an ancient stockpile.

BALA-AMIN: Secure that info, Captain. If that stockpile's location is widely known there will be a war. With shooting.

SORLIE: It's too late for that. I'm sorry.

BALA-AMIN: Don't give me "sorry." Run it down! Lives are on the line.

SORLIE: No, I mean way too late. The Tausennigan Wars lasted for centuries.

But now we know where the Ob'enn got all that cool stuff they were shooting.