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MASSEY: You threw Adroit Lance Tandersil through a bulkhead.
SCHLOCK: I can pay for the bulkhead, and she was wearing armor.
MASSEY: Her armor's flight systems were damaged by the violence of her involuntary egress. Ms. Tandersil fell forty meters, breaking both an ankle and a Tacobufa kiosk.
SCHLOCK: She should have shown me her badge before grabbing my gun.
TANDERSIL: You ate my badge, and I would like it back.
SCHLOCK: She should have shown me something that didn't look like a foil-wrapped police cookie.