Saturday April 2, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


MASSEY: You threw Adroit Lance Tandersil through a bulkhead.

SCHLOCK: I can pay for the bulkhead, and she was wearing armor.

MASSEY: Her armor's flight systems were damaged by the violence of her involuntary egress. Ms. Tandersil fell forty meters, breaking both an ankle and a Tacobufa kiosk.

SCHLOCK: She should have shown me her badge before grabbing my gun.

TANDERSIL: You ate my badge, and I would like it back.

SCHLOCK: She should have shown me something that didn't look like a foil-wrapped police cookie.