Friday April 1, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


SCHLOCK: All I did was take my plasgun out so I wouldn't get food on it.

MASSEY: You slapped it down on the bar the moment the barkeep refused to make a special trip out for Ovalkwik to prepare the custom drink you demanded.

SCHLOCK: I wasn't threatening him.

MASSEY: You were threatening him, but the threat would be hard to prove in court.

SCHLOCK: So I can go now?

MASSEY: "Assaulting an officer of the law" and "resisting arrest" will be easy to prove.