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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: The Foxworthy-Andreyasn suite, Jumpstar Prime...
KEVYN: Elf, why is there a spider on the patio?
ELF: I'm repurposing it to be a botanist.
Next step is to see if I can shove an off-the-shelf autolab in where the foil reader used to be.
KEVYN: That explains what you're doing to the spider.
KEVYN: Why are you doing that here, instead of down in the fabbery?
ELF: Sweetie, I live at the top of a sky castle in a pristine alien jungle. Why would I spend time working in the dungeon?
KEVYN: Because that dungeon is where the mighty wizard put all of the most powerful magic?
ELF: The wise, handsome wizard should put a patio in the magic dungeon. Near the diamond press which was too big to carry up here.
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