Sunday March 27, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: The Foxworthy-Andreyasn suite, Jumpstar Prime...

KEVYN: Elf, why is there a spider on the patio?

ELF: I'm repurposing it to be a botanist.

Next step is to see if I can shove an off-the-shelf autolab in where the foil reader used to be.

KEVYN: That explains what you're doing to the spider.

KEVYN: Why are you doing that here, instead of down in the fabbery?

ELF: Sweetie, I live at the top of a sky castle in a pristine alien jungle. Why would I spend time working in the dungeon?

KEVYN: Because that dungeon is where the mighty wizard put all of the most powerful magic?

ELF: The wise, handsome wizard should put a patio in the magic dungeon. Near the diamond press which was too big to carry up here.