Saturday May 28, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


CHINOOK: I am not a pilot. I am the Goddess of Earth, Wind, and Plumbing.

CHINOOK: All of the crypt spiders are mine. You do not have my permission to modify them.

esspee 1: We've seen holograms before.

Does that goddess thing actually work on people?

CHINOOK: ask while sitting submissively and listening.