Tuesday December 13, 2016
Book 17: A Little Immortality — Part I


ANDY: Sarge, setting me and Tandersil up on a date was awesome.

SCHLOCK: I know, right?

ANDY: But, see, we didn't need a chaperone.

SCHLOCK: I'm not chaperoning. I am the skipper on your romantic getaway boat.

ANDY: Skipper, can we get away from the rolling hurricane?

SCHLOCK: This is a romantic getaway EXTREME ADVENTURE boat.