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CHELLE: Both squads report to Sergeant Schlock. It's a short infantry platoon, but I think it'll do.
TAGON: Six Fobott'r, two humans, a Frellenti, a Kreely, a Rilla, and an Esspee...
Plus Schlock, that's thirteen.
TAILOR: Do we need to hire a burglar?
TAGON: You're using the joke voice, so I think we probably do not.
TAILOR: Do I need to explain the joke?
TAGON: You need to tell better jokes.