Wednesday April 25, 2018
Book 18: Mandatory Failure — Part III


SCHLOCK: I know you wanted to do this all right-side-uptious, but they're planning to KILL you.

ELF: I figured that out after I started seeing officers in U.P.A. uniforms, wearing tlumnphs as epaulets.

SCHLOCK: This is why you're Captain.

What's the plan, sir??

ELF: The original plan was "die quietly" but that one didn't survive contact with you.