Saturday June 2, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Narrator: The enemy is helplessly adrift in their severed command center. . .
Nejjat Terrorist Lea: We've lost! We were so close!
Nejjat Terrorist Tro: What now? Surrender?
Nejjat Terrorist Lea: We cannot let ourselves be taken by the Gatekeepers.
Nejjat Terrorist Tro: Perhaps we can throw ourselves on the mercy of these mercenaries?
Nejjat Terrorist Lea: No. 'Mercy' and 'Mercenary' may sound similar, but I assure you it's just a misleading coincidence.
Narrator: Oddly enough, this joke works in Galstandard West as well as in English.