Friday June 22, 2001
Breya:Get down, Kevyn!
Kevyn:What's going on?
Pat:Owww! My Eyes!
Dug Rhandal:Auuugh! My leg! where'd my leg go?
Breya:A couple of thugs managed to stuff sergeant schlock in a bag, and then they threatened me with a giant spanner.
Pat:The pain... make it stop...
Kevyn:And schlock had his plasma cannon with him?
Breya:So it would seem.
Kevyn:Do you suppose he'll want help disposing of the remains?