Tuesday May 1, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Ennesby: Is there any way you could appear smaller?
Petey: Why?
Ennesby: So that we can communicate a bit better. You know, talk face-to-face?
Petey: What's wrong with eye-to-eye?
Ennesby: Oooh, big AND funny? You must knock the lady warships dead.