Wednesday May 30, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Narrator: Meanwhile, back aboard the post-dated check loan...
Petey: Captain, the wormgate command center has been severed from the rest of the structure.
Tagon: I presume that means we prevented the terrorists from destroying the wormgate. What's the status of the strike team?
Shv'uu: Lieutenant Der Trihs just called in to complain about the power armor the team was issued.
Tagon: What a whiner. That's top-of-the-line stuff.
Der Trihs: You heard me! We need built-in jetpacks!
Brad: Am I hit? I feel all warm and wet.
Der Trihs: ... And bigger bladder-bags.