Petey, this little ship is terrific! Luxurious appointments, troop-drop harnesses for 24 men in armor, 40 tons of displacement with a 20-ton annie plant. . . .
. . It needs a name.
Why? It's not independently sapient. It's just running a node copy of me.
Giving this ship its own name would be like you naming one of your toenails.
I see your point. That's a great idea.
I christen thee Toenail One. Now let's get out of here.
At least you didn't waste any champagne on that name.