Wednesday September 18, 2002
Tagon:Petey, I'm going to go ahead and try you out as an officer.Your official rank will be 'Probationary special lieutenant.'
Petey:'Probationary...' I can understand that.
Petey:And I follow the meaning behind the word 'Lieutenant.'
Petey:What exactly do you mean by 'special?'
Schlock:In blind-date terms, it usually means 'fat sister.'
Tagon:That is so uncalled for.