Lieutenant 'Elf' Foxworthy returns from the surface...
I got the contract. We're gonna get paid by the 'bugs' to start and finish a gang war.
Were there any problems?
The naive little snots tried to tell me that hiring mercenaries to take out their rivals would be cheating.
I mean, if nobody cheats, who will the mercenaries of the universe work for?
That would be so unfair.
On the surface, In downtown chuba...
She was totally hot.
Chuk, man, I still can't believe you're gonna pay them to wipe the nags.
You heard her. They need the money, and if we won't hire them, then nags might.Besides, We've got money. It's just like buyin' a better gun, only you get the hand to hold it, too.
See? Scab agrees with me.
Totally, totally hot.
Anyway, the nags are goin' down. I bet scab's new mercenary girlfriend could take them all on herself.
Across town, the nags meet.
Yo, Gig! Them chuba bugs is callin' us out!
The bugs may think they're tough, but I hired us some military assistance...Mercenaries.
The game is more interesting when everybody cheats.