Tagon: Petey, I'm going to go ahead and try you out as an officer. Your official rank will be 'Probationary special lieutenant.'
Petey: 'Probationary...' I can understand that.
Petey: And I follow the meaning behind the word 'Lieutenant.'
Petey: What exactly do you mean by 'special?'
Schlock: In blind-date terms, it usually means 'fat sister.'
Tagon: That is so uncalled for.