Schlock: The captain just made Petey an officer.
Ch'vorthq: Oh well. Look on the bright side...
Ch'vorthq: With all that discussion of command chains, and with his new promotion, he's probably forgotten about all the missing money.
Petey: Now then, sergeants. Let's talk about replacing that money you lost.
Ch'vorthq: Then again, forgetfulness is not a common trait for artificial intelligences...
Schlock: This 'bright side' of yours is gloomy and smells funny.