Tuesday August 1, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Ennesby: Doctor, we need you to analyze this tissue sample.
Doctor: This is a little big for a tissue sample. Whose arm did you amputate?
Ennesby: Well, Schlock thought that the Creeth ambassador might have some hidden armaments on his person ...
Doctor: No puns, please.
Ennesby: ...so he asked me to lend a hand with his investigation.
Doctor: Stop it!
Ennesby: I floated up to the Creeth ambassador, flashed him a disarming grin, and...
Doctor: No more puns!
Ennesby: What, you can't handle a little humor?
Doctor: AIIIEEE!