Monday July 31, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Ennesby: Before we run this arm to the doctor for analysis, I want to pay Kevyn a visit.
Schlock: What for?
Ennesby: Revenge. He built me with no arms or legs.
Schlock: So, are you going to punch him?
Ennesby: That's far too uninspiring.
Ennesby: I learned this one from a documentary about twentieth-century traffic signals.
Sign: Censored
Kevyn: I believe my line here would be "Is that your age or your IQ?