Wednesday August 23, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Narrator: Mercenaries In Mourning
Narrator: The loss of their friend the ambassador weighs heavily on our company of mercenaries. They are professionals, though. Death is a part of the daily grind. There is no time for real grief - just quick doses of microwavable low-fat sorrow, followed by diversionary tactics...
Narrator: And thus we find them caught up in a private ritual of distraction....
SFX: (Kevyn, with a screwdriver) Putter, tinker
Sign: (book) A farewell to arms (book2) tayler (book3) irving
Sign: Imatation ovalkwik foodservice pak
SFX: Der Trihs' jar bubbling.
Der Trihs: Hey! I said change the channel!! Can you guys hear me out there? Come on! Some of us are still alive, you pack of weepy wusses!