Monday April 1, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Quest for Second Sight


Doctor: Hey, everyone! I'm back, and I managed to resurrect hob, too!
Elf: Hob?Is that really you?
Doctor: These Nano-Meme-Bots I invented should make us all effectively immortal.
Elf: Showing up the day after the funeral... Giving us a lame-o, sci-fantasy explanation like that... I dunno.
Narrator: Hah, Hah. April fools!
Elf: Hey everybody! It's open season on jerk narrators.
Narrator: Oops. That's my cue to leave!