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CEEPEE: Sir, we're being hailed by the UNS Battleplate Vredefort.
CAPT. OF THE PRANGER: Tell 'em we're too busy to talk right now. We've almost got the Serial Peacemaker!
CEEPEE: Done. Sir, the Vredefort has fired on us.
CAPT. OF THE PRANGER: So fire back!
CAPT. OF THE PRANGER: Wait... did you say "battleship" or "battleplate?"
CEEPEE: "Plate," sir.
CAPT. OF THE PRANGER: I don't suppose you overcame your programming and disregarded my order to return their fire?
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