Wednesday July 27, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Narrator: Lieutenant Ellen "Elf" Foxworthy and the amorphous Sergeant Schlock. . .
Elf: Captain, when are we gettin' outta here?
Schlock: The rest of the company is enjoying two weeks at the beach. We're ready for a vacation too.
Captain Tagon: Elf, we don't have a ship anymore. Petey here owes us a ride home.
Petey: All I need to do to get you out of my fur is give you a ride?
Kevyn: Remember back when Petey was generous?