Saturday August 6, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Kevyn: You can't be Sergeant Schlock. He's right here with me.
Mini-Schlock: I traveled in time with you! Remember?
Kevyn: No, I don't remember. I'm not the Kevyn Andreyasn who traveled in time.
Mini-Schlock: Oh, well. . . do you guys use the same luggage?
Mini-Schlock: 'cause I think yours got stolen with me in it, and I got in this fight, and there was some shooting on this big ship, and then it crashed. . .
Kevyn: Where are you?
Mini-Schlock: . . .and then they gave it to me, and hey! Booty!