Tuesday August 2, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Doctor Bunnigus: Elf, I'm not sure flirting with Captain Tagon is such a good idea. He's our Commanding Officer, and there's just too much room for things to go wrong.
Elf: Like what?
Doctor Bunnigus: Come on, Elf. Don't play dumb here. Think.
Elf: Like. . . Me punching his lights out when he accidentally insults me?
Doctor Bunnigus: And like maybe next time he'll wake up actually remembering who hit him.
Elf: I'm so. . . *sniff* forgettable.