Friday July 29, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Desk clerk: Welcome to the Bohu Galactic Vacationer, Captain Tagon. Your room is ready, and your group is right out back at the volleyball nets.
Captain Tagon: Is that. . .
Kevyn: . . .Doctor Bunnigus wearing a bikini, yes.
Captain Tagon: That, um. . . fabric. . . is a miracle of modern. . . um. . . wow.
Kevyn: Our Doctor is an area-effect testosterone poisoning device.
Elf: And she's going to need to triage a bunch of "friendly fire" cases.