Thursday July 28, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part I: Big Schlock, Little Schlock, What Begins With Schlock?


Elf: I hate riding in taxis. Even with the clean ones, I wonder who has been sitting and sweating in this seat before me.
Captain Tagon: Yeah. Mostly I try not to think about it.
Schlock: You guys need to quit whining. At least you have clothing. I'm totally naked here, and my outside bits might as well be a great big nose, smack up against where people plant their butts.
Schlock: Are we there yet?