Wednesday December 7, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Elf: A head injury? you act like there's no way you could ever find me attractive.
Captain Tagon: Lieutenant, I didn't mean to say that there's no way I could ever find you attractive.
Captain Tagon: What I meant is that no matter how many times I review those debriefings, I can't think of one.
Captain Tagon: Now that I say it out loud, though, that sounds a little harsh.
Elf: I've got your head injury right here, sir.