Friday December 23, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Petey: Well done, Captain. Very well-done indeed.
Freighter Captain: Who are you?
Petey: You attacked a Frigate with an unarmed ore freighter, and won the day with nothing but rocks, ramming, and balls of steel.
Freighter Captain: If you must know, those have been gone since the secession wars 60 years ago.
Petey: Hey, we'll have to get you some medical treatment more in line with your new job, then.
Freighter Captain: Who are you?