Saturday December 24, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Petey: I'm Petey, but it's not who I am. It's who you are. You're the new Principal of Thrice, the most powerful male, female, or muftale in the system.

The Tricameral Assembly failed their probation, and have been. . . removed. You succeeded where they failed, and their job is now yours.

Freighter Captain: You murdered our Government in order to install me in its place?
Petey: Let's say 'removed from office.' It has a less criminal ring to it.
Freighter Captain: They were screwing everything up. . . but that doesn't make this okay.
Petey: Oh, relax. We'll have you justifying the means with the end in no time.