Saturday December 10, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Narrator: In orbit above Mahuitalotu.
Captain Tagon: Squad, Ten-HUT!
Schlock: Uh-oh. Sounds official
Captain Tagon: Put a cork in that, soldier. Unless you want me to do it for you.
Captain Tagon: Your Commanding Officer, Lieutenant Foxworthy, has just been placed on medical leave.

When the rest of the company joins us, you will attach yourselves to Lieutenant Commander John Der Truhs.

Schlock: Um?
Captain Tagon: Figuratively speaking, of course.
Schlock: Oh, good.