Thursday December 29, 2005
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part III: Return to the Tub of Happiness


Doctor Bunnigus: And that explains why Tagon has had you on his staff for all these years. Sure, you may act like a bumbling, brain-damaged coward, but you're a tactical genius.
Doctor Bunnigus: And here I thought the Company was getting by on dumb luck! What kinds of problems has the Captain had you solve in the past?
Der Trihs: He hasn't. The headaches are new. It doesn't make any -


Doctor Bunnigus: Oooh! You're doing it right now! What did you just figure out?
Der Trihs: That I need some grog and coffee.