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TAGII: Paris 3317 Teraport Area Denial is now being provided by a courier sloop, the Swimming Scorpion.
She is hiding behind Paris. At our current speed our munitions cannot corner to reach her.
KEVYN: You brought us in too fast. We can't decelerate and engage.
TAGII: No. But even if we could, Paris' point defenses have that sloop thoroughly defended.
KEVYN: So we're just abandoning our friends behind enemy lines...
ENNESBY: NICK! On your LEFT!
KEVYN PRIME: They've seen us! Scissors out, Tailor!
KERCHAK: Petey. You've got to do something.
PETEY: I am doing all I can, but I cannot hack that sloop in time. I'm sorry, Kerchak.
GEN. TAGON: Ow! My monkey!
TAGON: Gimme that, Ebby. The bad guys just rolled in an entire brigade.
GEN. TAGON: Oh no... they've found my head.
NICK: *shouting* MEDIC!
KEVYN: Please, Tagii. We built you to be a tactical genius. Save their lives...
BUNNIGUS: I don't think I can patch that.
TAGII: I am saving the lives on this ship, sir. That is the best we can hope for now.
SCHLOCK: Time to rock n' roll?
BURANABOT: There is a back-beat version of "Ride of the Valkyries," but we've composed our cover based on the original.
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