Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: In deep, non-interdicted space aboard the mercenary warship Touch-And-Go...
EBBY: That was close, Captain. One second later and you would have lost your other eye.
At the neck.
GEN. TAGON: Thanks for the rescue, son.
GEN. TAGON: The bikini-blonde was a nice touch. You sure know how to keep an old man happy.
KATHRYN: The replacement price of my bus just went up again.
THEO: You're okay! Praise God!
BUNNIGUS: And pass the nanny-bags. We've got wounded.
NICK: You're not puttin' me in a bag, Doc.
SCHLOCK: Make a hole!
SCHLOCK: A BIG one!
CHISULO: Put me down. Those holes in my legs are tiny.
DAMICO: Did we teraport? What's going on?
KEVYN PRIME: Unless I miss my guess, a crack team of commandos just abducted you from your home, Ms. Damico.
I think your "today," is about to look an awful lot like my "yesterday" did.
SCHLOCK: Sorry about the arms, little guy. You buranabots are awesome.
KEVYN: The missing arms won't make you that much harder to strap to the hull.
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