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NARRATOR: Life aboard the Touch-And-Go is already trending towards a new "normal."
SCHLOCK: It's not fair. I didn't even get to see your monkey.
GEN. TAGON: It's in a better place, Sergeant.
GEN. TAGON: I swear, that thing is like a giant child made of--
KEVYN PRIME: *interrupting* We know.
The youngest chunk of him remembers you. It's weird how that manifests.
NARRATOR: The same dangerous boredom abounds...
PI: That whole batch of proximity fuses had nannyrot!
Somebody must have used my coffeemaker to make coffee.
NARRATOR: Comfort zones are returned to.
BUNNIGUS: Corporal Chisulo, hold still, or I will go fishing for this bullet with a cattle-prod and a melon-baller.
KEVYN: Sorry, Norwest. Our quarters are off-limits for a little while.
NARRATOR: But there are changes, too.
TAGON: I like it.
ENNESBY: You can't be serious!
VENTURA: You'll like having lips, Ennesby. How have you gotten this far without the ability to pout?
NARRATOR: Some are temporary.
NICK: Weird. These new feet don't smell like anything.
SHODAN: Your new bus won't be ready for a few days. If you're bored, help me with the drills.
SHODAN: Specifically, help me un-teach Schlock Parkata Urbatsu.
KATHRYN: No way. He's an artist.
NARRATOR: Some are not.
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