Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
ENNESBY: It looks like the bodies were hauled down here from the Beggar. We can get aboard through one of these hatches.
SCHLOCK: Hang on. We both have too much death smell on us to be sneaky.
I'm going to turn myself inside out and clean up a bit.
ENNESBY: Hmmm. From here that looks like some kind of self-cleaning cycle with a built-in acid bath.
How does that help me, though?
ENNESBY: Oh, wait. Never mind. I'm sorry I asked!
SCHLOCK: Come here, you big, stinky lollypop.
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