Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
PARA: Who bought all your Imitation Ovalkwik?
SHOPKEEP: Big guy. Dark skin, curly hair.
PARA: Okay, that had to be Shep, but we didn't find the Ovalkwik where he was grabbed. Do you suppose his abductors took all that stuff along with him?
TAILOR: It doesn't matter. As they say in the restaurant business, "you can't serve what you don't have."
PARA: Really? Because I know this Europan barbecue joint where I swear they--
TAILOR: *interrupting* The NICE restaurant business. My bad.
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