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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: Gate Five on Beggar's Boardwalk is the public access to the scuttled Serial Beggar.
LEGS: There she is.
BUNNI: Ventura, what took so long?
PARA: 'Mida-'Pida was out of Imitation Ovalkwik.
TAILOR: Shep cleaned them out. His abductors must have absconded with his purchases as well as his person.
NARRATOR: Private entrances abound but remain locked in order to contain the rank-and-file, the riff-raff, and the rabble.
BUNNI: Forget it. Helmets up, we're going in.
PARA: I picked up a tube of the Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste. You know, just in case.
BUNNI: Oh? Do you think we might need to make the Sergeant angrier?
BUNNI: You know, keep that handy...
NARRATOR: This particular batch of rank, rabbley riff-raff is not going to be long deterred by locks.
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