Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
PAU: My man Maximillian has captured your driver.
SCHLOCK: Yeah, we know. We don't care. She already quit.
PAU: Wait... what?
SCHLOCK: Shut up. You were supposed to be letting Shep go, not angling for a better deal.
Here's the new deal: I eat you, Max kills Kathryn, and then we kill Max, grab Shep, and get to keep Kathryn's bus.
PAU: Are you insane?
SCHLOCK: No. Grouchy. And this plan can turn my day right around.
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