NARRATOR: Elsewhere...
EEMO: Chaos in Dom Atlantis, the U.N.S. capitol, Oomo! Murder, mayhem, and mystery!
OOMO: That's right, Eemo. Mere minutes after rumors of a revolutionary longevity treatment began to break, out breaks an actual revolution!
EEMO: Or was it? Captured revolutionaries are sporting some very suspicious blood nannies.
newsdesk: *printed* PA
screen 1: *displayed* ? ? ?
screen 2: TCBFA -5991
GALGM +0131
PLMY +150312
OOMO: Class war, or class action lawsuit? For the detailed dirt on this disaster, drop a decicred in the hyperbucket here at PAY-4-NEWS.
newsdesk: *printed* PAY.4·NEW
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