NARRATOR: Aboard the weaponized merchant frigate Ralf Ascending...
Pirate: Commodore Ralf, we've got PTU spectra from that plate! There's yotta-creds worth of the stuff!
RALF: Signal the others. We'll "take one for the team" and yank that shield out of their way.
And by "take one for the team" I mean "take that one home."