Friday September 25, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part II


NARRATOR: Aboard the Oshka Kree pirate cruiser Peristalsy...

Esspy Pirate: The Ralf moves as if to take that shield for their own.

Esspy Captain: Signal our "ally" with our intent to assist. We shall provide cover fire.

Esspy Pirate: How much assistance do you plan to provide, sir?

Esspy Captain: I plan to completely cover the Ralf in fire.