Thursday April 7, 2016
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part IV


NARRATOR: Sanctum Adroit Precinctory...

TAGON: Hello, Lieutenant. I've come to bail the Sergeant out.

S.A. Lieutenant: Is that what your attorney told you?

TAGON: Pretty much.

ENNESBY: My exact words were "Sergeant Schlock has been arrested. You need to come sort things out. Here are your trousers."

S.A. Lieutenant: There's the confusion, then. Sort things out isn't the same as bail things out.

Good call on wearing trousers, though.