Tuesday October 2, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Narrator: A military transport full of mercenaries departs earth orbit.
Thurl: We'll be clear of earth's anti-teraport net in three minutes sir. I'm taking us back to the Post-dated check loan?
Tagon: That's right. There's no more work for us to do here.
Schlock: I'd really like to get a complete set of those action figures, captain.
Schlock: What? I've been told that shopping can be really hard work.
Tagon: We no longer have a female at the top of the command chain. That kind of justification won't fly with me.
Schlock: Whoa, I'm getting all kinds of cold pricklies right now.
Narrator: That's our female readers sending icy flames of doom to the author.